How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
My vagina is officially offended.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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