this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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