he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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