How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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