I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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