So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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