I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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