I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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