careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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