They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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