is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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