What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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