How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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