idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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