Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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