I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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