what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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