What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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