we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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