i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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