I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
