Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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