the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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