yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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