He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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