got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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