Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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