I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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