if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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