I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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