I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
