North Korea, Best Korea!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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