what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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