it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
sex in a hospital.. check
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Randomize
