I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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