I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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