Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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