there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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