His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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