i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
