And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
