We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
