i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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