but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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