I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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