whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
