i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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