So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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