That's intense
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
you never un-have a 4some
Randomize
