Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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