Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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