but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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